me filling out a job application
previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine
references: kim kardashian
doctors HATE her! local farmer puts one of her apples at the hospital entrance every day. the doctors can’t enter. the city is without medical care. patients are dying
- mom: nobody in this house does anything
- me: the @ feature is free hunty
Select your experience:
1. You are 15 and just had your first kiss
2. You are 6 and your grandmother just baked an apple pie
3. You are 24 visiting new york and a mime just fired a gun
- someone: ur ugly
- me: Fuck you you E-list whore! I bet you don't even have a K coin to your name you sleazy LA apartment living trainwreck! I bet Simon couldn't even hook you up with a Pop Glam photoshoot because you're such a nobody! Do you even know Simon? I bet you don't you no energy having bitch!
- someone: Oop!!
- boy: what u wearin? ;)
- me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots